Your band isn't selling enough music.
Your band doesn't have enough fans.
You're not sure why "it just isn't clicking..."
Starbucks just isn't a viable career choice.
Your website looks lame.
You don't know how to build a fanbase.
You're always the opening band.
The drummer quit and his girlfriend built your website.
You can't deliver pizza forever.
You've got Twitter and don't know what to tweet.
You're ready to release that first album.
You've got a wobbly table that needs to be propped up.
Your Facebook page has nothing but Farmville requests on it.
You're tired of bullshit advice from so-called experts.
